Funny Wedding Cup Sayings. The four most important words in any marriage. Best of luck for your lifetime suffering.
Mawwiage that bwessed awwangement that dweam wifin a dream. Right now youre at the stage where you reach in the cupboard and get the bowl. Marriage is like a public toilet those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
If love is an amazing dream then marriage is the alarm clock.
If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery -Erma Bombeck. Thanks for the free booze. A man who correctly guesses a womans age may be smart but hes not very bright. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.