One Eye Person Jokes. A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. _Eye got my eye on you.

An eye for an eye Biblical Hebrew. If she looks slightly sideways shell see me in church. One fine day in the middle of the night.
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That is so eye ronic. The food is good but the atmosphere is terrible. 2 Unusual Short Sighted Problem. If it squirts you in your eye without warning its a male.